FUNNY JOKES

* Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence.


* I can't believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.


* Police have released the name of the angry bloke who stormed into the England dressing room and subjected Fabio Capello and the players to a stream of foul-mouthed abuse. It's Wayne Rooney.


* The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible," said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.


* Handy that Blackpool are in the Premier League this season. It's the only chance these England players will get at going in an open-top bus.


* In honour of England's display against Algeria, we're unveiling a new national flag. It's the same design as before but without the red cross.


* Some good news though: In training today David James had 400 shots fired at him and didn't conceded a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Emile Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.


* No wonder ITV's pundits were so critical of England - the station had lined up some great adverts to show just as our first goal went in.


* The new Shrek film is very disappointing. Shrek did nothing for 90 minutes and then had a go at the audience for booing during the credits.


* The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.source:http://www.funny-jokes.co.uk/

THE SENSITIVITY

The sensitivity or insensitivity of a
human, often considered with regard
to a particular kind of stimulus, is the
strength of the feeling it results in, in
comparison with the strength of the
stimulus. The concept applies to
physical as well as emotional feeling.
Sensitivity
Rapid perception with the senses,
reacting to small changes.
Reacting appropriately to the
emotions or situation of other people,
tactful.
A person with sensitive skin, which
easily becomes painful or inflamed.
A person believed to have paranormal
or parapsychological perception.
To be easily hurt or upset; to not take
things for granted.
A person can be sensitive to tickling,
most commonly on the bare feet

MEANING OF LOVE

I'm going so far away
And have nothing to say
I slept all the night
But still I'm alive
I can't explain my love for you,
Yet I love you.
I dreamt all the night
And I can't give up the fight
Wherever I go so far from you,
Yet I love you.
Yet I love you,
more than yesterday
Yet I love you,
you help me feel okay
Yet I love you,
till dawn to dusk
Yet I love you
in light or dark
Wherever I go so far from you
Yet I love you.

COMPUTER

A computer is a programmable machine that receives input, stores and manipulates data, and provides output in a useful format.

While a computer can, in theory, be made out of almost anything (see misconceptions section), and mechanical examples of computers have existed through much of recorded human history, the first electronic computers were developed in the mid-20th century (1940–1945). Originally, they were the size of a large room, consuming as much power as several hundred modern personal computers (PCs).[1] Modern computers based on integrated circuits are millions to billions of times more capable than the early machines, and occupy a fraction of the space.[2] Simple computers are small enough to fit into mobile devices, and can be powered by a small battery. Personal computers in their various forms are icons of the Information Age and are what most people think of as "computers". However, the embedded computers found in many devices from MP3 players to fighter aircraft and from toys to industrial robots are the most numerous

source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer