* Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence.
* I can't believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
* Police have released the name of the angry bloke who stormed into the England dressing room and subjected Fabio Capello and the players to a stream of foul-mouthed abuse. It's Wayne Rooney.
* The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible," said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
* Handy that Blackpool are in the Premier League this season. It's the only chance these England players will get at going in an open-top bus.
* In honour of England's display against Algeria, we're unveiling a new national flag. It's the same design as before but without the red cross.
* Some good news though: In training today David James had 400 shots fired at him and didn't conceded a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Emile Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
* No wonder ITV's pundits were so critical of England - the station had lined up some great adverts to show just as our first goal went in.
* The new Shrek film is very disappointing. Shrek did nothing for 90 minutes and then had a go at the audience for booing during the credits.
* The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.source:http://www.funny-jokes.co.uk/
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